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{"type":"standard","title":"Yun'an, Yunfu","displaytitle":"Yun'an, Yunfu","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q233441","titles":{"canonical":"Yun'an,_Yunfu","normalized":"Yun'an, Yunfu","display":"Yun'an, Yunfu"},"pageid":24605520,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Administrative_Division_Yunfu_2.png/330px-Administrative_Division_Yunfu_2.png","width":320,"height":230},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Administrative_Division_Yunfu_2.png","width":2980,"height":2140},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254390397","tid":"5c377712-96f7-11ef-a27f-d7981e1794dc","timestamp":"2024-10-30T19:44:22Z","description":"District in Guangdong, People's Republic of China","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":23.071,"lon":112.003},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yun'an%2C_Yunfu","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yun'an%2C_Yunfu?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yun'an%2C_Yunfu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Yun'an%2C_Yunfu"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yun'an%2C_Yunfu","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Yun'an%2C_Yunfu","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yun'an%2C_Yunfu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Yun'an%2C_Yunfu"}},"extract":"Yun'an District is a district of Yunfu, Guangdong province, China. It used to be a county of Yunfu, called Yun'an County, but it has been changed as Yun'an District in 2014. \nIt is located in the western part of Guangdong province, the central area of Yunfu, and the southern side runs the Xi River. It is between 111°43′26″E-112°10′17″E, and 22°34′26″N-23°08′01″N. It borders the seat of Yunfu, called Yuncheng District to the east, Xinxing County and Yangchun to the south, Luoding city and Yunan County to the west, and Xi River and Deqing county to the north.","extract_html":"
Yun'an District is a district of Yunfu, Guangdong province, China. It used to be a county of Yunfu, called Yun'an County, but it has been changed as Yun'an District in 2014. \nIt is located in the western part of Guangdong province, the central area of Yunfu, and the southern side runs the Xi River. It is between 111°43′26″E-112°10′17″E, and 22°34′26″N-23°08′01″N. It borders the seat of Yunfu, called Yuncheng District to the east, Xinxing County and Yangchun to the south, Luoding city and Yunan County to the west, and Xi River and Deqing county to the north.
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