{"type":"standard","title":"Ashton Park Parade railway station","displaytitle":"Ashton Park Parade railway station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4806071","titles":{"canonical":"Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station","normalized":"Ashton Park Parade railway station","display":"Ashton Park Parade railway station"},"pageid":5232586,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Ashton_%28Park_Parade%29_station_site_geograph-3240544-by-Ben-Brooksbank.jpg/330px-Ashton_%28Park_Parade%29_station_site_geograph-3240544-by-Ben-Brooksbank.jpg","width":320,"height":219},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Ashton_%28Park_Parade%29_station_site_geograph-3240544-by-Ben-Brooksbank.jpg","width":2020,"height":1383},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1104426099","tid":"b8e61402-1c1f-11ed-83b8-83b2bdecc104","timestamp":"2022-08-14T22:23:29Z","description":"Disused railway station in England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.48595,"lon":-2.09237},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashton_Park_Parade_railway_station"}},"extract":"Ashton Park Parade railway station was a station on the line between Guide Bridge and Stalybridge in Greater Manchester, England. This station served the town of Ashton-under-Lyne, now served only by Ashton Charlestown, north of this former station.","extract_html":"
Ashton Park Parade railway station was a station on the line between Guide Bridge and Stalybridge in Greater Manchester, England. This station served the town of Ashton-under-Lyne, now served only by Ashton Charlestown, north of this former station.
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