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Eastside High School (EHS) is a public high school located in Taylors, a suburb of Greenville, South Carolina, United States. It is a public school under the jurisdiction of the Greenville County School District.
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Sub Focus is the debut album by British drum and bass producer Sub Focus. It was released on 12 October 2009 through RAM Records. The album primarily features drum and bass tracks, however there are tracks showcasing dubstep, electro, house, breakbeat and trance music elements. \"Rock It / Follow the Light\" managed to break into the top 40 of the UK Singles Chart. Two later singles, \"Could This Be Real\" and \"Splash\", both fell just below, peaking at number 41. The album charted at number 51 on the UK Albums Chart.
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